Do Not Steal A Faggot’s Febreze

Posted May 30, 2014 by with 18 comments

No, this isn’t a preview of the next John Waters movie, it’s an actual confrontation in Saginaw, Michigan between a Family Dollar manager and a car full of tragic white trash who got caught stealing a bottle of Febreze. If you want to know what I’ll be watching on a loop all weekend long, this is it. That Family Dollar faggot who is “not the motherfuckin’ one” is my hero. Actually, they’re all my heroes.

I don’t give a fuck! I’m pregnant, too!

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