Do Not Steal A Faggot’s Febreze
No, this isn’t a preview of the next John Waters movie, it’s an actual confrontation in Saginaw, Michigan between a Family Dollar manager and a car full of tragic white trash who got caught stealing a bottle of Febreze. If you want to know what I’ll be watching on a loop all weekend long, this is it. That Family Dollar faggot who is “not the motherfuckin’ one” is my hero. Actually, they’re all my heroes.
I don’t give a fuck! I’m pregnant, too!
