DOJ Describes Biden As “Elderly Man With Poor Memory,” Can’t Remember When He Was Vice President Or When His Son Died

Posted February 8, 2024 by with 20 comments

Well, the good news is, Biden won’t face criminal charges for willfully retaining those classified documents in his Delaware garage. The bad news for ol’ sleepy Joe is that in the Special Counsel report released today, Biden’s own DOJ describes him as an “elderly man with a poor memory” who can’t recall when he was vice president or when his son died. Sounds like the perfect person to be President of the United States! Here are a few excerpts from the humiliating report related to Biden’s memory, and why the DOJ is not pressing charges:

We have also considered that, at trial, Mr. Biden would likely present himself to a jury, as he did during our interview of him, as a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory. Based on our direct interactions with and observations of him, he is someone for whom many jurors will want to identify reasonable doubt. It would be difficult to convince a jury that they should convict him—by then a former president well into his eighties—of a serious felony that requires a mental state of willfulness.

Mr. Biden’s memory also appeared to have significant limitations-both at the time he spoke to Zwonitzer in 2017, as evidenced by their recorded conversations, and today, as evidenced by his recorded interview with our office. Mr. Biden’s recorded conversations with Zwonitzer from 2017 are often painfully slow, with Mr. Biden struggling to remember events and straining at times to read and relay his own notebook entries.

In his interview with our office, Mr. Biden’s memory was worse. He did not remember when he was vice president, forgetting on the first day of the interview when his term ended (“if it was 2013 – when did I stop being Vice President?”), and forgetting on the second day of the interview when his term began (“in 2009, am I still Vice President?”). He did not remember, even within several years, when his son Beau died. And his memory appeared hazy when describing the Afghanistan debate that was once so important to him. Among other things, he mistakenly said he “had a real difference” of opinion with General Karl Eikenberry, when, in fact, Eikenberry was an ally whom Mr. Biden cited approvingly in his Thanksgiving memo to President Obama.

In a case where the government must prove that Mr. Biden knew he had possession of the classified Afghanistan documents after the vice presidency and chose to keep those documents, knowing he was violating the law, we expect that at trial, his attorneys would emphasize these limitations in his recall.

We also expect many jurors to be struck by the place where the Afghanistan documents were ultimately found in Mr. Biden’s Delaware home: in a badly damaged box in the garage, near a collapsed dog crate, a dog bed, a Zappos box, an empty bucket, a broken lamp wrapped with duct tape, potting soil, and synthetic firewood.

LOL, just tossing shit next to a dog crate in the garage. Sounds like something I would do. Maybe I should be president.

While the dementia-ridden Alzheimer’s patient with the classified docs next to the dog bed is a better person than the orange klan leader who thinks Nikki Haley is Nancy Pelosi, the fact that both are the only two possible options for voters in a presidential election is nothing short of absolute fucking insanity. This country isn’t just a joke, it’s like it’s not even a real or legitimate nation.