Drunk And Completely Naked Massachusetts Man Arrested For Lying Nude Near Wave Pool At Amusement Park
With all the naked Americans making news everyday, I’m starting to get pissed that I’ve never seen one. I’d like to see some dick (even a drunk 74-year-old’s dick?!) in real life at least once before the end of the world, which I predict is coming sometime within the next year. Then again, I never leave the house, so my expectations of spotting a nude man in public are pretty unrealistic. News on the latest naked man placed under arrest via WMUR in New Hampshire:
