Pretty Sure They’ve Done This Before

Posted January 7, 2015 by Zach with 9 comments

Hey. I’ve never done this before!

I’ve never done this before either.

Seriously, I’ve never done this before, tbh.

Have you ever done this before? They haven’t.

Bro, I’ve never done this before!

You sure you’ve never done this before?

Go slow.

I have NEVER done this before.

I have never done THIS before.

I’ve never done this before.

Here are Dylan Knight and Chad Karzen having gay sex for the very first time, as evidenced by the number of times they each repeat the most frequently used phrase in gay porn, “I’ve never done this before.” (I counted at least three utterances in the trailer alone.)