Elon Musk Stooge “Big Balls” Carjacked In D.C.
Sending our thots and prayers to Big Balls. Via Mediaite:
Two 15-year-olds were arrested this week in connection with a violent attack against Elon Musk protégé and former DOGE employee Edward “Big Balls” Coristine. According to the Washington Post, police arrested a 15-year-old boy and a 15-year-old girl from Maryland and charged them with unarmed carjacking after Coristine was beaten and robbed in a violent Washington, D.C. attack by a group of approximately 10 people, according to D.C. police.
The pedo-in-chief is now of course using the incident to call for D.C. to be federalized, so the attack was probably staged. He barfed up on his hell site: “If D.C. doesn’t get its act together, and quickly, we will have no choice but to take Federal control of the City, and run this City how it should be run…” Surprised he didn’t blame it on Biden or Obama.
