Supply Chain Crisis Hits Gay Porn: Men.com Has Run Out Of Tops Who Can Cum
Move over empty shelves, because now we’re facing empty balls.
The supply chain issue causing barren shelves in grocery stores nationwide is even affecting the world of gay porn now (thanks a lot, Joe Biden!), as Men.com has completely run out of gay-for-pay tops who can cum. Sadly, the studio was forced to release not one, not two, but three consecutive scenes this weekend starring three sterile straights, leaving bottoms industry-wide wondering if they’ll ever taste jizz again. The tops busting the fake nuts are Finn Harding, Malik Delgaty, and Malik’s non-brother Clark Delgaty, and all three of their scenes feature faux semen being pumped into various butts and mouths. (Thank God, Men hasn’t yet run out of the lotion-like substance they use to replace cum.)
First up on Friday, Finn Harding (one of gay porn’s most prolific phony shooters) delivered a fraudulent creampie while fucking Alex Montenegro:
Note Finn’s lifeless and completely soft penis immediately after allegedly shooting all of that “cum”:
Next, here was Malik Delgaty pretending to cum inside of Brent North’s ass (note that you never see Malik cum, nor do you see any cum anywhere near his cock):
And after some clever(?) editing, here was Brent trying his best to push out Malik’s bogus butt juice:
Finally, the trilogy of sham semen ended today with Clark Delgaty pretending to cum inside of Nate Grimes’ mouth:
Clark’s counterfeit cum (none of it is seen coming from his penis, but instead just falls out of Nate’s mouth—I wonder what the lotion tastes like?) is after Nate was DP’d and tag-teamed by Clark and Skyy Knox.
Both Nate and Skyy shot real cum in this scene, so two out of three loads were real, at least? Trailer (watch full scene here):
Sadly, the supply chain disaster with infertile gay-for-payers will probably only get worse over the next month, as studios scramble to find tops who can ejaculate during the holidays. But, on the bright side, imagine being a gay porn star who never has to cum (i.e., you never have to do your job), and you still get paid anyway? These nutless straights really are living their best lives.
