Father Of 12 Nick Cannon Insures Balls For $10 Million
Nick Cannon is one of those people whose name I recognize, and I understand him to be a celebrity, but I have no idea what he does. Now I’ll know him as the man who insured his balls. Via EOnline:
The dad of 12 revealed he has taken out $10 million insurance policy on his balls. As for how he came to that staggering sum? He simply assessed his, ahem, assets on factors such as “size, favorite features and bedroom maneuvers” using Dr. Squatch’s Ball Valuation Tool.
“Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids,” Nick, 43, said of his decision. “Shoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling!”
OK, so this is a promotional stunt for whatever “Dr. Squatch” is (I guess they make soap?), and although he says he has an insurance policy with them, they no doubt paid him to be part of the press release about his testicles. Such a weird world.
