FDA Approves Underwear To Protect Against STDs During Oral Sex
Are people really going to eat pussy and/or ass over a pair of vanilla-flavored latex underwear? The FDA apparently thinks so, because they say the underwear protects against STDs when people wear them during oral sex. I’d rather just skip the oral and move straight to fucking with a condom if I was that concerned about STDs, but for people who really enjoy eating pussy/ass, enjoy:
Lorals — which are available as bikinis or shorties — are made of vanilla-flavored latex about as thin as condom material and form a seal on the inside of the thigh to keep fluids in, developer Melanie Cristol told the New York Times. They are to be used only once, like a condom.
On Thursday, Cristol’s company will begin selling the underwear explicitly for infection protection.
Infections such as herpes, gonorrhea and syphilis can be transmitted through oral sex, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
Until now, the only FDA- authorized product for protection during oral sex was a dental dam, a thin sheet of latex polyurethane typically held in place with hands to form a barrier between the mouth and genitals, according to the Times.
“The FDA’s authorization of this product gives people another option to protect against STIs during oral sex,” Courtney Lias, director of the FDA office that led the review of the underwear, told the Times.
[US News: Underwear That Guards Against STDs During Oral Sex? FDA Says Yes]
Obviously, there’s no way you can suck cock over the Lorals (the panties look like they’re designed specifically for people with female genitalia), as you’d just be humming and blowing over the underwear and not able to really suck or stroke. Plus, a hard dick would probably tear right through the thin latex, lol.
