FDA Warns Americans Not To Cook Chicken In Nyquil

Posted September 20, 2022 by with 12 comments

While Americans were already the stupidest people on earth, social media—and TikTok in particular—has helped propel that stupidity to new heights (or depths), and when people aren’t using their apps to engage in hate speech or spread fake news, they’re sharing various ways to commit suicide, like cooking chicken in Nyquil. Anyone who’s been sickened or killed by this obviously deserves it, and it’s sad to see the FDA having to formally tell people not to do this. Please, just let them all die.

One of the many Nyquil/chicken videos that’s gone viral, which, in fairness to its creator, does appear to be an attempt at comedy: