Flash Mob “Smash And Grab” Steals Up To $100,000 From Southern California Nordstrom
The other day it was an Yves Saint Laurent in Glendale, and now it’s a Nordstrom in Canoga Park? Burglars in the Valley truly have no taste. Here’s some cell phone footage of the smash and grab, and again I ask, what is wrong with the onlookers recording all this mayhem?
Topanga Mall Nordstrom just got it 😭😮💨 pic.twitter.com/NnhgmAYHKZ
— Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) (@shannonsharpeee) August 13, 2023
The onlookers should be jumping those waifish teens, none of whom look heavier than 130 pounds, and kicking some ass. Use some of the broken glass to slit their throats, or beat them upside the head with the broken display cases. Strangle them with the purse straps! Do something. You can either be a hero who saves Nordstrom from financial ruin, or you can be a zombie holding a phone. Make your choice. At the very least, why aren’t there any employees stepping in to protect their merchandise? I guess even though they work there, they don’t really care about poor Nordstrom.
News report via KTLA (this has been THE major breaking news on all the local channels tonight):
Anyone remember Chopping Mall from 1986? Obviously, this is the only way to deal with these thugs from now on:
