Florida Man Arrested For Masturbating In Public Said He Had To Ejaculate Due To “Rectum Issues”
Via The Smoking Gun:
Upon arriving at the scene, officers encountered Jason Roach, with whom they were already familiar. The 40-year-old Roach, cops reported, had been questioned twice the prior evening in connection with alleged masturbation incidents at an Arby’s restaurant and a Wawa convenience store.
In both instances, Roach “stopped and went on his way,” according to a court filing. The third time, however, was not the charm.
A witness told police that Roach (seen above) “was naked and touching himself in the motion of masturbating” while near the Speedway around 6 AM.
When questioned about his activities, Roach reportedly said that he “was having issues with his rectum and in order to get rid of that pain he has to ejaculate.”
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Roach is still in jail and being held on $50,000 bond. Details at the link.
