Florida Man Arrested For “Sexually Molesting” Manatee Mannequin

Posted December 12, 2023 by with 2 comments

It’s always the cute ones who are a little bit mentally ill. Via The Smoking Gun:

Investigators say Anthony Michael Lessa, 23, was intoxicated when he caused a disturbance at Rick’s Reef, a St. Petersburg seafood joint .

To the shock–and likely amusement–of onlookers, Lessa then went on to “sexually molest” the mannequin, which has been known to wear a t-shirt promoting the consumption of tacos.


More details at TSG, and FYI, this is the manatee mannequin: