Florida Sisters Arrested After Bludgeoning Each Other In Church During Father’s Funeral

Posted January 30, 2025 by with 2 comments

Violence inside a church between family members during their father’s funeral? It’s the MAGA lifestyle on full display in Florida, of course. Via The Smoking Gun:

Meet Kathleen and Maureen Deegan. The Florida siblings were arrested Thursday for allegedly battering each other at the Catholic church where their 95-year-old father’s funeral had just been held.

According to an arrest affidavit, Kathleen’s eulogy did not include a mention of sister Maureen’s 24-year-old daughter, which upset the younger woman and triggered “a verbal argument” between Kathleen and her niece.

Investigators charge that Maureen, 60, walked over to Kathleen and “purposely” chest-bumped her. Kathleen then grabbed her sister’s hair and “pulled it backwards.” Maureen responded, cops say, by throwing “strikes at [Kathleen’s] face,” though it was unclear if she “used an open or closed hand.”

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What a touching way to show respect and bid farewell to their father. I’m sure daddy is no doubt looking down (or up?) at his girls with pride.

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