Former NFL Player Offered $300,000 By Porn Site After Ex-Wife Reveals His Penis Is Size Of Two Coke Cans

Posted November 12, 2025 by with 4 comments

Fuck. I NEED to see it. Sadly, you know that’s never going to happen. Via DailyMail:

Matt Kalil found his personal life propelled into the spotlight this week and now, the former NFL man has a chance to cash in on his new level of fame. The former Minnesota Vikings player’s ex-wife, Haley Kalil, caused a stir this week when she revealed that the size of Matt’s manhood, which she compared to two coke cans, caused their split after seven years of marriage. “That was the biggest factor… Love him, but he’s my homie… No, because he’s like .01 percent of the population.” Now, adult webcam site CamSoda have said that they would pay Kalil $300,000 for him to work for them in light of his ex-wife’s admission.”

That cam site is always trying to give celebs money when stuff like this happens, but they know their offers will never be accepted.

According to NFL insiders, teammates of Kalil were all “well aware” of his “legendary” penis, after being naked with him in the locker room. Via RobShuter:

“She wasn’t exaggerating. It’s the size of two coke cans,” says one insider close to the couple. “It was physically painful for her — they tried therapy, exercises, everything.” Teammates reportedly knew long before Haley’s tell-all. “It was an open secret,” says one source. “Guys joked about it. Everyone knew.”

Here was the ex-wife talking about Kalil’s jumbo-sized cock on the podcast interview that’s now gone viral:

And here was a press conference with Kalil shortly after he was married back in 2017:

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