Fourth Time’s The Charm? Collin Simpson Launches Unretirement From Gay Porn

Posted June 12, 2023 by with 27 comments

Technically, this might be the 5th or 6th unretirement, but I’m not going to search through Str8Up archives to see how many times I’ve posted this exact same article over the last five years. In fact, I’m not going to spend one more second using whatever little brain function I have left to think or write about this. In short: Prepare to be blown away, because gay-for-pay porn star Collin Simpson is back. Again.

For context, if you care: Here was the last article published on Collin Simpson and his previous retirement from gay porn, published one month ago when he was released from prison. Below, you’ll see today’s tweets from Simpson’s reactivated Twitter account, which include a screenshot of a conversation between Simpson and your favorite gay porn studio owner, GayHoopla’s La El:

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And, a #tbt to exactly one month ago:

 

 

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