Fuck The Iowa Caucuses
Every four years in America, a tiny group of a few thousand old white conservative racist evangelical ass-backwards zombie dipshit brain dead motherfuckers in the middle of fucking nowhere determine who will lead the entire nation of 332 million people into its inevitable societal collapse and complete fucking oblivion. This truly psychotic process has been normalized by mainstream media and political pundits, and here’s an explanation of the deranged, pointless, and undemocratic Iowa caucuses being held tonight, via CBS News: