Gay Porn Blind Items: Winter Edition!

Posted February 26, 2015 by with 102 comments

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Winter is in full effect and there is a chill in the air! What better time to bundle up in a warm blanket, pour yourself a hot cup of tea (careful not to spill any—that’s our job!), and get into this edition of Gay Porn Blind Items!?

Don’t worry henny, we’re not naming names (yet!), but if you think you have an answer to any of these gay porn blind items, you know what to do: Call them out in the comments, queen!

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*Item: After complaints from neighbors and small town officials, this gay porn director was recently forced to completely shut down production, and now the entire studio is in (even more) disarray as they search for a new filming location. Here’s a tip: Don’t convert your house into a gay porn studio if you have nosy neighbors and local reporters who don’t like you!

*Item: This former gay porn star was one of the most universally loved and lusted after openly gay men in the biz, but now that he’s opted for a career behind the camera directing for Men.com, has he lost his appeal? And more importantly, is he any good at directing?! (Judging by this, no.)

*Item: This wildly popular gay-for-pay porn star has a gay-for-real younger brother who’s looking to follow in his big bro’s cummy footsteps and become a famous powerbottom, but will the family’s highly publicized legal troubles get in the way of both their gay porn careers?

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*Item: Which Sean Cody model is so young, he’s still in high school?! Yes, just like former star Noel (pictured above), this bareback Sean Cody model—who has appeared on the site regularly for the past few months—might be taking loads on the weekends, but he’s taking notes in class on the weekdays! He’s an 18-year-old high school senior, so there’s nothing illegal about his part time job, but what will happen if and when his classmates find out?

*Item: This gay porn star goes out of his way to thank his fans every time they purchase something for him off his Amazon Wish List. What the fans don’t know is that this gay porn star is so desperate for money, he takes every gift purchased for him and re-sells it on Craigslist for cold hard cash!

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*Item: This anonymous gay porn blogger leads a double life as a doctor (yes, an actual licensed physician!) in a very conservative town, but the more successful his blog becomes, the more worried he is about colleagues and patients discovering his secret XXX life. How much longer can he juggle both careers before someone connects the dots?

*Item: It’s a mass exodus from this gay porn studio as model after model after model is jumping ship and looking for work with other studios. Some have gone to Men.com while others have gone to do the rounds at all the Florida studios. Can this penniless studio do anything to stop the bleeding?

*Item: He’s one of the most famous Sean Cody models of all time, and he’s coming back! Everyone thought he was gone for good after his final scene early last year, but the well-hung youngster just couldn’t stay away. Look for this superstar’s bareback return to Sean Cody in the coming months. (Not Jess.)

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*Item: This gay porn star is extremely well known for his very vocal and very public stance in support of safe sex, but when it comes to what he does behind closed doors, all bets—and all condoms!—are off. How long before his addiction to bareback sex is exposed, his exclusive contract with a major studio is terminated, and his whole world comes crashing down?

*Item: This gay porn star is so clueless about PrEP and HIV transmission, he mixes finely crushed Truvada® pills into his Caverject injection, explaining to one stunned production assistant, “The shot goes straight into my dick, and that way it can block any HIV that gets in my pee hole before it spreads to the rest of my body.”