[Updated] Gay Porn Star Cliff Jensen “Not Expected To Survive” Prison Attack

Posted October 22, 2015 by with 68 comments

0031Str8UpGayPorn can not confirm who’s been operating Cliff Jensen’s Twitter account while he’s been in prison this year, so proceed with caution while interpreting these tweets, which were posted this morning. Assuming this isn’t a hoax, Cliff Jensen is not expected to survive after being attacked in prison last night:

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Earlier tweets from this account were purportedly from Cliff Jensen himself (it’s not entirely impossible that a prison inmate would have access to Twitter, but I’ve always been skeptical and have thus never reported on the tweets), and several went into detail about an ex-girlfriend named “Jaclyn” causing problems for Jensen, even while he was behind bars. The person tweeting today also brings up Jaclyn:

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If any of you were sending Cliff Jensen or Jaclyn money at the request of this Twitter account (and I hope you weren’t, given there’s no way to verify the authenticity of any of this), the person sending tweets today has asked that you stop:

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This post will be updated if details on Cliff Jensen’s condition can be confirmed with the Florida Department of Corrections.

As you’ll recall, Cliff Jensen was arrested in Los Angeles last February on a fugitive from justice charge. He was then extradited to Florida to serve out a prison sentence stemming from a previous arrest and conviction.

Update 10/23/15: No reports of any prison attacks have been reported in local media near the Baker Correctional Institution (where Jensen is jailed), and Jensen’s incarceration record does not indicate he was transferred out of the facility for medical care. Long story short, this was more than likely the hoax we all thought it was.

And again, Cliff Jensen is not and has likely never been tweeting from this “LoveCliffJensen” account.

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  • Mike Julius

    Well, shit.

  • Alan Keddie

    Oh. Oh the humanity! His poor family! My thoughts are with them.

  • Maximus

    Um… Bullshit. There are a million things about this story that don’t add up. This is clearly just an attack on whoever this Jaclyn person is and/or a desperate ploy for attention.

    • beariac

      IKR. For starters, how can he be begging for commissary funds one minute and then seeking treatment from private doctors from the Mayo clinic the next?
      http://i61.tinypic.com/r7np84.gif

      • Maximus

        Exactly. Not to mention that any viable, non-experimental medical treatment necessary in order to prevent an inmate’s death would be covered by the government. Just what is it that these supposed Mayo Clinic doctors supposedly plan to do? Are they going to turn Cliff into a cyborg?

  • Bee Jay

    This seems like a brigade against this “Jaclyn” If you look at Cliffs post yesterday 22 hours ago it says “This prison is much rougher and tougher than the last one. If Jaclyn’s goal is to get me stabbed that part of her plan may be working! ” Now all of a sudden he is stabbed? Does he have a crystal ball in there? This is classic Cliff girl drama just taken to the next level.

  • beariac

    For his sake I hope it’s not true, but to me it seems there’s something very fishy going on here.
    http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Something+smells+fishy+here_ee914e_5371816.gif

    • TheSagaOf

      I love you for using an Amagi Brilliant Park .gif <3

  • Rickster Rickster

    mayo clinic? I don’t think so. while it does have facilities in florida this is not the kind of stuff they specialize in.

    • sxg

      Yea that one made absolutely no sense and they wouldn’t drop anything to come to the aid of a prisoner.

      • asby

        The aide of a low level prisoner with no financial way to pay for them….I could understand if it was a big name or a prisoner with some money….

        • Especially for what they will be reimbursed medicaid or prison medical rates are so low Mayo clinic wouldn’t give them the time of day.

    • Exactly. Mayo clinic does not specialize in prison assault injuries. They would have sent him to a trauma center in the closest major city if he was that bad. This story is complete BS.

    • disqus_9xayOTnP13

      Mayo a level one trauma center in FLA. doesn’t exist Only at St Marys in MN.

      • Rickster Rickster

        there is a florida branch of the clinic. I looked it up. it didn’t say what they treat but this isn’t the kind of work they do anyway.

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  • Bee Jay

    This seems like a brigade against this “Jaclyn” If you look at Cliffs post yesterday 22 hours ago it says “This prison is much rougher and tougher than the last one. If Jaclyn’s goal is to get me stabbed that part of her plan may be working! ” Now all of a sudden he is stabbed? Does he have a crystal ball in there? This is classic Cliff girl drama just taken to the next level.

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  • erexshawn

    Don’t get “karma” tattooed on your body (in Greek as opposed to Sanskrit?) if you can’t handle it.

  • Xio Mai

    I think he was a hot performer even if he was watching a straight video while filming to get erections but this perhaps his karma for milking gay men for a long time. he may rest in peace

  • OverKill
  • Todd

    My favorite scene in this week’s episode. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/ea/09/f2/ea09f2095f1d209de2af3bcc7ac23f61.gif
    Seriously, hope all of that twitter drama is a bunch of bunk.

  • Todd
  • andrew

    Hopefully this is a hoax and Cliff is well.

  • lukaeber

    Those last tweets don’t make any sense at all … count me as one who is very skeptical of this.

  • LGBT Pride In Me

    I have no way of knowing whether or not this report is true. However, assuming that it is, I do hope Cliff Jensen makes a full recovery.

  • James King

    Nope. I live in Florida literally less than an hour from the Baker Correctional Institute where he is housed. It is a medium/minimum/community facility that can house almost 1300 prisoners but currently has about 1100. If anyone was attacked it would be on the local news or in the local paper. In fact, given that there have been exactly 3 prisoner deaths at BCI since 2010 all of which were of natural causes even a simple fight would be a big news story. It isn’t. A big local news story was that someone hung a plastic skeleton with the name of several officials on it.

    When Cliff stole the golf cart years ago, in Panana City, Florida, it was covered on the local news and in the paper. It could have been a minor thing. Cliff would have been a free man if he had simply laid off the pot while he was on probation but he didn’t. He failed the random drug test and then left for California. That’s why he is in such trouble. When he ran forfeited what would have been a minor probation violation and instead got slammed with the grand theft auto charges that would have been dismissed.

    He makes drama for himself. An unusual trait in a porn star I know…

    • kevin

      I was about to say this reminds me of Mason Wyler’s ‘rape’ by a marine, no several marines, from Ft. Hood, which is actually an army base.

      • n24rc

        Oh Mason wasn’t rapped. He was on a sex bender. He wanted that dick!

    • Mike Julius

      So is this a bid to make the people who beat off to his clips think he’s dead? Cause all you have to do is announce retirement and say something about lecherous gay people out the door and you’ll be dead to us anyway?

  • AP

    Just call the prison and ask if he has any visits left or when he has visiting days and if they give you the details he’s fine and it’s all a hoax.

  • Multiverse Inhabitant

    I don’t know if this article has a kernel truth to it, but I do know that I’m relieved to be gay and suck a lot of dick. Pussy is not worth the trouble it brings.

    • Eric AS

      Amen!

    • Maximus

      You can’t honestly believe that men aren’t just as vindictive and emotionally volatile as women…

      • Multiverse Inhabitant

        Men have dicks. They get a pass.

      • sxg

        Puerto Rican men certainly are. They’re definitely one night stand material!

      • JohnnyVooDoo

        Not to this extent. Most men have there own thing going on. Doing stuff like this has %10010 Female written all over it.

        • Maximus

          ……

      • andrew

        I don’t know about emotional volatility but, and there are lots of exceptions, I think women tend to be more vindictive than men.

        • Maximus

          That is a stereotype in which you have been socialized to believe. There are very few intrinsic biological differences between men and women in regard to thought and behavior. One of the only absolutes determined by empirical research/experimentation is that men tend to be more aggressive than women due to the properties of testosterone. It is true that some studies that have produced data suggesting potential differences in certain domains of cognition. For example, women are, on average, better at arithmetic; men are, on average, better at mental spatial manipulations. However, these are only averages (mean values), not statistically significant (as determined by statistical inference) differences. Nearly all other perceived differences between the genders only appear to exist when behavior is viewed through a lens of gender stereotypes and societal expectations. I’m just as repelled by the female form as the next gold star gay, but that doesn’t mean I allow myself to buy in to the bullshit that straight men spout to keep their women subservient. We can be gay without contributing to female oppressoon.

    • R.A.M.J

      Men are just as fucked up, some of these queens are worst.,

  • Maxine Mesmer

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  • Jace

    What kind of prison gives its inmates unfettered access to social media? I doubt Cliff is holed up with the Wolves of Wall Street.

    • smuggled in cell phone. That is common in some prisons now days.

  • trekord

    Here’s all of us waiting for the real story to come out.

    • andrew

      You look stunning in your baby blue hat.

  • Eric AS

    Dearest Cliff,
    I’m going to fill you in on a few things. It is true, you are good looking, in that straight white trash way, and you’ve got a long dick. Sadly those are not enough qualities to maintain fan interest during felony incarceration. Therefore you have two options. Firstly keep your head down, and do your time then mount a cumback and return to porn when you’re out of the klink. Many fans would have gone “oh yeah, he was a hottie I haven’t seen him in a grip, I’m going to click on this link” shazaam your career would have done okay. I mean you have to understand gay men always want a little more than we can get. Gay porn is overpopulated with Str8 white trash guys who can passably top and take it for the team once in a while (Sebastian Young, Bryce Evens,etc). So you still might have to either practice or just get good at fucking or drop the soap and spread em wide. Your other option was to run drama and concoct a bunch of easily determined lies to keep your name and penis on our minds. Thing is we’re gay men, we’ve been lied to our whole lives by straight white trash thugs and we can’t stand it. We may smile, say thanks, but we aren’t ever buying your videos, your scenes, or your Amazon wishlist. So good luck, choose wisely from now on. TBH Sebastian Young has 80lbs of muscle on you, is a spooge-worthy top, and looks better riding a dick than nearly every other man in porn.

    • sxg

      That whole Amazon wishlist though he’s been pretty successful with it. I think someone bought him a motorbike from there.

  • disqus_9xayOTnP13

    This reads like a 14 year olds DD’s scenario, or a Bruckheimer script. Which normally need more fact checking?

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  • jimboivyo

    very sorry for the multiple posts not sure how that possibly happened. (tried to delete the dups) :-(

  • beariac

    Taking PR advice from Tyler White and Philippe Delvaux is never a good idea.
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    Regular begging tweets will resume in…
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  • zipperpull

    the”doctor” from the “mayo clinic” says he’s a “fighter”. I say “ok”, but still call “bullshit”

  • R.A.M.J

    I thought hevwas transferred out of that prison to a new one which is where the attack happened? Or is Baker, the new prison

  • Maximus

    In response to the update…

  • MAnthony

    I call fail.Anything that happens in Florida….well it’s Florida.

    • nick

      He’s probably safer in jail than outside in Florida

  • n24rc

    Will Jarek and Cliff share a cell?

    • Rinc

      excellent

  • n24rc

    He was mediocre performer before, and I wouldn’t give him a thought if passed on the street. Which is strange given that he was always working, so I can’t understand why; It’s possible that the level of attractiveness of gay porn stars has dropped sharply in the last decade, since the internet undermined porn and made everyone think they could get rich at this while at the same time the quality taste in men has dropped immensely.

    Forget this guy. Not interested.

    • CJ The God

      Ain’t that the truth!

    • Rinc

      he is a great performer and he is missed

  • gnormie

    Ty Roderick is friends with Cliff and he’s under the impression it’s true

    https://twitter.com/XXXTyRoderick