Gay Porn Star Reese Rideout Launches GoFundMe To Pay For $11,000 Penis Enlargement Surgery
Of all the GoFundMes we’ve seen on Str8Up over the last 10 years, is this the best/worst one ever? It feels like something that could’ve been posted on April Fool’s Day a few weeks ago, but no, it’s actually real: Gay porn star Reese Rideout is asking fans for money so he can pay for penis enlargement surgery.
How much does this penis lengthening surgery cost? He needs $11,000, and here’s some of his plea from his GoFundMe:
Hello everyone, I’m Reese Rideout. Throughout my life, I’ve been on a quest to enhance my physical attributes for both professional and personal reasons. Despite trying countless products and techniques, I’ve found no real success.
In my industry, where specific physical attributes are crucial, this has become increasingly important. That’s why I’ve taken a significant step forward by consulting with Dr. Morganstern, a leading urologist expert based in Atlanta, Georgia. After an extensive evaluation, Dr. Morganstern has approved me for a transformative procedure known as suspensory ligament release, which will help project the male organ further from the body, this surgery can guarantee 1″ and up to 2″ if all the after care procedures are diligently followed.
OK. While that doctor is a legitimate urologist in Atlanta, I also Googled “suspensory ligament release,” and here was the first result from a plastic surgery analysis published in 2022:
Suspensory ligament release increases flaccid penis length, but does not increase by any means the length of an erect penis and usually because of the instability that this operation produces, creates firmness problems with sexual dysfunction.
So, not only does it not increase erection size, it can also cause “firmness problems” and sexual dysfunction. I guess he can then use Trimix and Viagra like other gay porn stars do when they can’t get hard. But how would the drugs interact with the “ligament release” that’s already in place? Seems like a recipe for disaster.
Also, given that Reese Rideout already has an average-sized (if not above average-sized) penis, as seen below, I would think that a surgery like this wouldn’t be worth the risk?
Granted, Reese Rideout isn’t a donkey-dicked TimTales top, but this isn’t the kind of dick that most reasonable people would think needs to be enlarged for $11,000. If he’s really that concerned about it, why not just use one of those photo filters like the OnlyFans guys do on Twitter to make their cocks look 14 inches thick? Problem solved! Well, maybe not, since this seems to be a personal issue for Reese, and he doesn’t want a fake photoshopped cock, he wants the real deal. More from the GFM:
By contributing to my crowdfunding campaign, you’re not just helping me fund this life-changing procedure; you’re also supporting my journey towards personal and professional fulfillment. Every donation, no matter the size, makes a huge difference and brings me closer to achieving my goals.
I’m never one to judge (ha ha) and it is his body, so he can obviously do whatever the hell he wants. But, I do think he’s crossing the line by asking people to pay for his travel. Is he really this flat broke?
The surgery is 9,995 with a 1,000 dollar deposit and the remaining amount due at the time of surgery. Plus I will need travel covered and a hotel near the urology center in case of any emergencies.
Will donating to Reese Rideout’s penis lengthening surgery (and his Atlanta hotel room) be a priority for people who can barely afford groceries and gas in our current economy?
Here’s more of Reese with his pre-surgical penis, which looks big enough even when flaccid and semi-erect, via his scenes at NakedSword, Men.com, and RandyBlue:
I wonder how Reese’s wife Becky feels about her husband potentially becoming more endowed? It’s nice to know that in addition to fulfilling Reese’s big dick dreams, your donations might be giving her something to enjoy, too. Their talk show appearance together from all those years ago, ICYMI:
