Stop With The Goddamn Fake Cum

Posted August 5, 2014 by with 16 comments

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Dear Gay Porn Studios (e.g., ManRoyale, Men.com, Lucas Entertainment, RubHim, etc.),

Stop putting Cetaphil lotion on gay porn stars and taking pictures of them.

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Cetaphil lotion is too clear and too thin, and it looks nothing like cum. You’re not fooling anyone. Gay porn stars covered in Cetaphil lotion look stupid, and so do you for thinking that anyone would believe that the Cetaphil lotion is cum. You’re wasting your time (not to mention whatever money you have on Cetaphil). No one believes that the Cetaphil lotion is cum. No one thinks that the Cetaphil lotion looks “sexy” or “hot.” Everyone thinks it looks stupid, gross, and fake.

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No one likes fake cum. No one likes fake fucking. No one likes Photoshopped cocks. No one likes fake shit. No one is buying this. Not even for a second. How much time did you waste squirting “just” the right amount of Cetaphil lotion onto that gay porn star’s face and then taking the picture and then Photoshopping that picture to make it look “less” fake than it actually is? What the fuck are you doing?

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Stop.

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This does not look anything remotely like cum:

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It looks like candle wax:

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This is Colt Rivers with fake cum on his face:

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And this is Colt Rivers (a.k.a. Sean Cody’s Ryan) with real cum on his face:

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This is real cum:

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This is not real cum:

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This is real cum:

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This is not real cum:

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This is real cum (from Sean Cody’s Mountain Getaway orgy):

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This is not real cum:

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This is real cum shooting out of a gay porn star’s cock:

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This is real cum dripping out of a gay porn star’s ass (Cameron barebacks Daniel via Sean Cody):

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And this is a fucking joke:

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This is a gay porn star (Sean Cody’s Ashton) playing with real cum:

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This is Duncan Black covered in fake cum:

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And this is Duncan Black covered in his own real cum:

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Got it?

No more fake fucking cum.

mh8611283#StopFakeCum
#SaveRealCum
#StopCetaphilLotion
#PutTheFuckingCetaphilLotionInTheBasketNotTheGayPorn

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  • moondoggy

    Agree 100 percent. And thank you for the gif of Daniel’s cummy ass. He is one of the greatest things that ever happened to my porn collection.

  • JJBlow

    How would you like me to shoot some fake or real cum on you tonight? Your choice!

  • McM.

    Wondered what they were using now.

    In the Everything You Wanted to Know About Gay Porn Stars series, one of the guys revealed hair conditioner was used in a scene where the performer got an award for best cumshot.

  • DrunkEnough

    Amen!

  • Thanks for posting this one. I really don’t get how they think using fake cum but then using like a gallon of it is going to look real. Yeah some guys cum allot but the majority of guys cum a few shots at the most and it certainly does not end up looking like those Manroyal pics above. As a fan I feel duped when I see fake shit like that not turned on. It’s like do they think we are fucking stupid?

  • GN

    I blame the advent of this product:

  • sxg

    Isn’t it crazy and kind of funny that Sean Cody, a guy supposedly full of mostly G4P models, has possibly the best cumshots and best/most real creampies? No fakeness there, except for their love of the dick lol

  • 1RealityCheck

    The fake cum follows fake fucking…fake lips & assets.. Can’t wait for robot porn

  • Colorful Kent

    Daniel is not gay. So that statement is not correct. I feel more strongly about the fake gays. Sean Cody is the most offensive in using fake gays. And I think they have used some fake cum. They aren’t innocent.

  • Colorful Kent

    I’m tired of the fake moans. Daniel was good at those. The more moaning, the faker the passion.

  • Iain Gardener

    Totally agree, and thanks Zach for posting those Sean Cody clips, I think that tonight I shall be revisiting some of my favs for about 20 minutes!

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  • wiuf

    Who’s this guy? Can you give me his name please, I need him, for uh, research purposes. Thank you.

  • Colorful Kent

    #stopfakecum
    #stopfakegroaning
    #stopfakefucking
    #stopfakegays
    #stopgay4pay

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  • Erodox

    I’m 2 years late to this conversation, but… I’ve seen thousands of guys cum (in person) in 50+ years; some thin and clear as water, some as chunky as snot. It is rare for a load to be all one consistency.

    As a filmmaker with some FX experience I assure you, cum-shots are not THAT hard to recreate if you have the right skills.

    Two reasons “studios” attempt to create cum FX:
    1. Human frailty/complications are no excuse for not getting the footage in the can. That said, there is no excuse of obvious fake cum shots.
    2. Art is expected/required to be ‘better’ than real life. Most content providers choose the obvious path of finding guys that shoot big. Yet, even a prize bull is going to have low output days.

    I’m pretty sure two of the examples above that were pronounced as REAL, are actually FX.

    Just because it is porn doesn’t excuse the producers from having some measure of real filmmaking ability.