Visually Impaired Gay Porn Star GoFundMe Campaigns, Ranked

Posted May 12, 2015 by with 13 comments

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Str8UpGayPorn has ranked gay porn star GoFundMe campaigns before, but today’s ranking has to do with gay porn star GoFundMe campaigns that are about one thing and one thing only: Eyes.

Here is a ranking of the top gay porn star GoFundMe campaigns having to do specifically with eyes, eyesight, and eye-related surgery.

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2. Seth Santoro’s Lasik Surgery GoFundMe:

I think the lasik procedure would improve my life immensely. I am physically active and I have a hard time keeping my glasses on my face as well as keeping them from breaking. Contacts are all good and well, but they’re costly and my eyes don’t always tolerate them. Who doesn’t enjoy seeing all that life has to offer with clear unimpeded vision! I want that. Now seems to be the perfect time since I will be going back to school to finish my nursing degree.

I visited a clinic in the DC area in order to obtain all the necessary information about the procedure as well as cost estimates. […] I was given an invoice esitmate that lists the procedure as $2149 per eye. The rest of the cost goes to pre and post op eye care in the form of eye drops, gels, and contact bandages. They’re listed on the prescription as Gatifloxacin Ophthalmic Solution, PRED FORTE 1% Opthalmic Suspension, etc. Procedure, Prescriptions, Facility/Technician Fees, altogether make for a costly fix.

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1. Adam Bryant’s Cornea Transplant Surgery:

I desperately need help. I have keratoconus, which is a corneal disease that causes thinning of the cornea and extreme distortion of vision. I have it in the one eye I have always been able to see out of and it’s getting worse every day. It will eventually progress to a hole in my eye and complete blindness. The eye strain is so much that I have constant headaches and it makes it so hard to enjoy anything in life. I’m hoping one day I will be normal again. I greatly appreciate any help in getting this procedure.

 

  • sxg

    My money goes to the one without the cunty husband.

  • DPS

    Being str8 would improve my life, take away lots of hate and discrimination. I desperately need your help to convert my life. Please GoFundMe! BUH,HAHAHAHA!

  • Horatio

    Is he impaired from getting a 9-5 job too

    • DPS

      My impairment causes an inability to click donate buttons 🙁

  • Eric from Sweden

    Haha! That first pic..!

  • Nick

    Adam’s condition seems serious (yet he’s getting the sad $60). Personally not in favor of these gofundme campaigns still though. But Seth’s lasik, oh my. As much as i like seeing seth getting it on, this, oh this is why some people genuinely hate America. Yeah, Seth. That’s on you.

  • 2twisted

    The lasik one is as offputting as many other stupid, vain campaigns that have been posted here, but the other one… I wish the guy all the best and hope he manages to get the procedure done.

    • Todd

      Seth could probably put off school for a semester or two to pay for his own lasik ….

  • sxg

    This inbred republican has both these bitches beat! Here’s his story

    http://gawker.com/man-who-would-rather-go-blind-than-get-obamacare-now-go-1704019495

    And here’s his gofundme!

    http://www.gofundme.com/s78e9w

    • Dazzer

      Ugggh sxg. I was reading that story on Gawker (and commenting on it) earlier.

      The complete and utter stupidity of that man actually made me feel better about most porn models’ GoFundMe campaigns. Somehow, even the most selfish and silly porn actor GoFundMe seems more ethical than that man’s pity-appeal.

      I actually donated five bucks to him. Initially it was just so I could call him out in the comments for his absolute stupidity. But then I just did it anonymously because even morons shouldn’t go blind.

      But yeah, sxg, you are sooooo right.

  • NG212

    Wishing Adam Bryant the best. At the same time, he’s saying on Twitter that people should donate because if his condition worsens, he won’t be able to shoot porn. Considering how bad his porn is, he’ll need a better line than that. Speaking of porn, shouldn’t he be spending that money on his health?? If he’s not making enough, do more scenes. Bottom. Become an insatiable cum slut and people will want to hire you. And they might want to donate too.

  • Orlando Chan

    Adam is so fucking hot. I will offer my nursing skills once he goes blind.

  • Gazzaq

    Am I the only one here who thinks that these guys need to go and get regular jobs to pay for their medical treatments rather then relying on others ??????