Gay Porn Studio Men.com Releases Straight Porn Scene Featuring Drake Von, Zane Walker, And Woman
Your favorite gay porn studio, Men.com, has just released their first straight porn scene of 2026, which I guess makes sense. The crumbling empire known as the United States is now in complete societal collapse, so everyone is just doing whatever the fuck they want. Gay porn studios are releasing straight porn, so maybe that means straight porn studios will start releasing gay porn? Ha ha ha. Yeah, right. The gays (who’ve paid to join a gay porn site!) are being force fed straight porn with pussy and titties, but rest assured, the straights who’ve joined Brazzers would never be subjected to faggots having nasty butt sex. Yes, society is collapsing, but we haven’t quite reached an apocalyptic Sodom and Gomorrah type situation. (That’s next year!)
Men.com’s new straight porn scene features Zane Walker (yes, this is is Men.com debut) and Drake Von (yes, his arrest warrant is still active) tag-teaming and spit-roasting a woman, and here’s the preview:
Still here? Still hate yourself? Good, me too. Note that Men.com has slapped their WhyNotBi label on the scene, but this was released on Men.com. Also, the guys do not have sex, so there’s nothing “bi” about this scene, save for Drake Von and Zane Walker’s cocks touching briefly while being jerked off together. Again, this is a straight porn scene with two men fucking a woman.
Also, if this scene’s set-up feels familiar, it’s because you’ve seen it before. In the opening moments today, Zane Walker discovers Drake Von hiding under his bed while holding Zane’s fake cum-filled condom after fucking a woman, and Zane pulls Drake out by his ankles:
And as you’ll recall, in 2023, Drake Von discovered Joey Mills hiding under his bed while holding Drake’s fake cum-filled condom after fucking a woman, and Drake pulled Joey out by his ankles:
I don’t know which is worse: That Men.com is so lazy, they’re rehashing the same crap, or that I’m so pathetically bored, I was able to remember it.
Clip (watch full scene here):
