Georgia Man Arrested For Jacking Off With Vaseline Inside Tool Shed At Lowe’s Home Improvement Store
The 66-year-old man was reportedly stroking his cock while watching a YouTube video on his phone. Via The Smoking Gun:
Cops responded to the [Lowes] after getting a 911 call that a naked man was inside one of the small sheds being offered for sale. After examining several sheds, an officer discovered Kalliavas lying on his back on the floor of one unit. With his pants at his ankles and an open bottle of Vaseline at his side, Kalliavas was in the midst of a personal pleasure session.
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