Hell On Earth: Biden And Trump Agree To Debate Next Month On CNN

Posted May 15, 2024 by with 2 comments

The majority of Americans would rather eat glass laced with lemon juice than watch this train wreck wrapped in a dumpster fire overflowing with diarrhea-filled Depends, but two of our country’s most beloved dementia-ridden Alzheimer’s patients think you care about the expletives they can incoherently scream at each other on live TV, so they’ve agreed to “debate” next month on the least watched cable news network, CNN. Come to think of it, a graveyard like CNN really is the perfect place for these worthless fucking corpses. Via CNN:

President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump have both accepted an invitation from CNN to debate on June 27, a historically early showdown that will set the tone for the final months of the 2024 campaign.

“I’ve received and accepted an invitation from @CNN for a debate on June 27th. Over to you, Donald. As you said: anywhere, any time, any place,” Biden said in a post on X.

Trump later told CNN’s Kaitlan Collins, “The answer is yes, I will accept.”


There’s a second debate scheduled in September on ABC, but if history is any guide, it’ll inevitably be canceled, just like all the follow-up debates were canceled in 2020 after Biden and Trump’s initial shitshow.

Dana Bash and Jake Tapper are moderating the CNN debate, and as a reminder, this was Bash’s reaction to that first and only debate in 2020:

So, rinse and repeat. Nothing is real. Nothing matters. This country is the biggest joke in the history of the world.

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