Hell On Earth: How Biden And Trump Are Prepping For Thursday’s Presidential Debate
Earlier this week, Joe Biden won a coin toss and was able to choose between delivering the final closing statement at Thursday’s debate, or being able to select his podium position. Biden opted for podium selection, and he chose the right podium position, which means Trump will obviously be at the podium on the left. I have no idea why Biden would care about which side of the stage he’s on (does he have a “good” side or look better from that angle?), and I would think it would be more important to have the final word. Whatever the reason (if there even is a reason—nothing makes sense and nothing really matters), Hell on Earth starring Sleepy Joe and Deranged Donald is set to air on all the major networks this Thursday night at 6 p.m. PST, so please pray for a Russian/North Korean nuke to wipe us all out before then. Details on how the corpses are preparing for their big night:
