Hottest Person On Twitter Also The Fakest

Posted March 10, 2014 by with 37 comments

Bh6tzQFCMAA2VYL.jpg_largeIf you’ve been seeing retweets and mentions on Twitter of an insanely hot muscle jock gay porn star named Landon Cavanaugh, you’ve probably been wondering who he is. Where did he come from? Is he really a gay porn star? Or, maybe he’s just so hot, it doesn’t really matter who he is, or if he even really exists!

Bh6rwbzCQAElmv-.jpg_largeI mean, as soon as I saw one of his pics, I followed him. Who wouldn’t?

BiTbItsIgAAkAYy.jpg_largeThe weird thing is, for someone who claims to be an upcoming gay porn star, why doesn’t he post any nudes?

landonHis bio says he’s in an upcoming movie for Lucas Entertainment called Jock Off, but it won’t be released until May. “Jocks” aren’t really a Lucas genre, and if a studio as troubled as Lucas had content with someone as hot as Landon Cavanaugh in it, would they really be holding on to it until May?

BiEHRNMIUAEDOJK.jpg_largeSadly, a little Googling reveals that Landon Cavanaugh isn’t actually a real person. The photos are of someone named Alexander Cavanagh, a “proud libertarian” and “devoted conservative” from England:

alexAlexander is not very happy that someone is impersonating him:

sadBut that isn’t stopping the fake Cavanaugh account from posting more shirtless selfies:

Bh6sxXXCMAAiaMc.jpg_largeThe fake Cavanaugh has over 4000 followers; the real one has about 100.
The fake Cavanaugh is openly gay; the real one is retweeting Ann Coulter.
The fake Cavanaugh has access to the real one’s now-private Instagram account:

Bh6tkeICcAELdMh.jpg_largeSo, I guess I’ll keep following the fake one, if only for the hot pics? I mean…

BiEWp8LIcAAa138.jpg_large[Landon Cavanaugh Fake Twitter]
[Alexander Cavanagh Twitter]

 

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