House Speaker Mike Johnson’s Alcoholic Chief Of Staff Arrested For DUI, Crashed Car Into Capitol Vehicle After Leaving Trump’s Speech
Another day, another raging alcoholic MAGAt. This one is named Hayden Haynes, and he’s the chief of staff to the most powerful Republican in congress, House Speaker Mike Johnson. Haynes got shitfaced during Trump’s “speech” last night at the Capitol, then got into his car while drunk and crashed into a government vehicle. He was arrested and charged with DUI, then released with a citation to appear in court. Via NBC:
One of the sources told NBC News that a police report indicated that Haynes hit a Capitol vehicle around midnight and was arrested and released with a citation to appear in court. The arrest came after Trump’s speech Tuesday night…
“A driver backed into a parked vehicle last night around 11:40 p.m.,” the U.S. Capitol Police said in a statement to NBC News. “We responded and arrested them for DUI.”
Haynes is a trusted and longtime aide to Johnson. He has served as chief of staff in the speaker’s office since Johnson won the top job in the House in October 2023.
[NBC]
In fairness, you probably can’t blame him for needing to get blackout drunk while having to sit through two hours of the convicted felon and serial rapist barfing up delusional and deranged nonsense for all of his cult members living in an alternate reality, and I’d presume that more than half of the assholes in the Capitol last night were also drunk. I’m surprised most Republican lawmakers don’t want to just kill themselves after being forced to listen and acquiesce to Trump, not to mention all of their brain dead MAGA constituents. Can alcohol even numb the pain sufficiently? They really should all be smoking crack and then blowing their own brains out, tbh. One day soon, hopefully!
