6 Ways To Not Be Miserable Today
Somehow, Valentine’s Day has become as big a holiday as Christmas in this country. Everyone is talking about it! And if they’re not talking about it, they’re at least thinking about it. I just went into Starbucks and the guy behind the counter told me to have a “Happy Valentine’s Day!” Why? I just wanted coffee. Then, I went into Petco with my dog to get him some beef jerky and some poop bags, and the clerk asked me if the beef jerky was my Valentine’s Day gift to my dog. “Sure!” I said, not even knowing why I had just lied.
If you are single, confused, alone, miserable, and lying to Petco clerks today, there might be a solution. Six different CockyBoys gay porn stars are doing live chats (which will also include a lot more than “chatting,” if you know what I mean) throughout the entire day, and maybe talking to one of them will make you forget about why you’re supposed to care about this weird day? Even if you’re not single, you are probably still confused and miserable, so why not talk to a CockyBoy?
Here’s the full schedule. Just click the name or the image to go to that performer’s live show:
Jasper Robinson: 2:00pm PST/ 5:00pm EST
Max Carter: 4:00pm PST/ 7:00pm EST
Max Ryder: 6:00pm PST/ 9:00pm EST
Duncan Black: 7:00pmPST/ 10:00pm EST
Levi Karter: 8:00pm PST/ 11:00pm EST
Levi Michaels: 9:00pm PST/ 12:00am EST
