Iowa Congressional Candidate Who Presented Trump With "Man Of The Century" Award Complained About Dick Size In Unearthed Dorm Room Video
Nothing has felt real for the better part of the last 10 years, so a congressional candidate giving a convicted felon and serial rapist pedophile a completely made-up “Man of the Century” award should not be surprising. And yet, this still can’t be happening? Can it? Move over FIFA Peace Prize and move over little league t-ball participation prize, because it’s now time for the Joe Mitchell Man of the Century Award:
If this photo upsets you, I am not sorry. https://t.co/xEsxjqLvuc
— Joe Mitchell (@joemitchelliowa) October 24, 2026
For those fortunate enough to not have any idea who this is, Joe Mitchell is a 29-year-old (yes, he’s actually 29, not 49—what the fuck?) member of the pedophile protection party who’s running to represent Iowa’s 2nd Congressional District in the U.S. House of Representatives. After receiving Trump’s endorsement, Mitchell presented him with that piece of paper during a rally this week, creating yet another humiliating moment for the disgraced dementia patient.
And right around the same time on Thursday, the below video was leaked to the DailyMail showing Mitchell, then a 19-year-old student at Drake University, complaining about his dick size, talking about having sex with Black women, and begging the other men in the room to measure their cocks with him. This is who’s about to be writing the laws for your country:
🚨Trump-endorsed #IA02 candidate Joe Mitchell was caught on camera “crying about his d— size” and making disparaging comments about Black women. Snapchat screenshots show Mitchell talking about using Xanax and video shows him saying that he doesn’t like “f—ing white people” 🧵 https://t.co/fWLp06VtFp
— Oppo Drop 💣 (@OppoDrop) October 23, 2026
Mitchell has acknowledged the 2016 video and said that he’s “grown up” since then, and while it’s not clear what his politics were 10 years ago, it’s safe to say that he was simply brain dead with no real principles or beliefs, just as he is now. With that in mind, he’s actually the perfect person to be representing the stupidest, most vapid, most morally bankrupt farce of a nation in the history of the world.
“And they’ve never given you the Nobel Peace Prize, by the way, which is a disgrace. So, what I came up with, Mr. President, is a new award. It’s called the Man of the Century award, OK?” https://t.co/yeUHqw9RKW
— Acyn (@Acyn) October 23, 2026
