Jealousy Over Threesome Leads To Massive, 60-Person Brawl Lasting An Entire Hour Aboard Carnival Cruise Ship
Of all the things in life that will never make sense—paying for health insurance, NFTs, people who choose to live in Florida—deliberately stepping foot onto a cruise ship (a.k.a. a floating toxic waste dump full of bacteria and viruses specifically designed to kill you) is the most senseless of them all. So, perhaps it should come as no surprise that there was recently a massive, 60-person brawl on a Carnival cruise ship headed for New York. Other than becoming infected with diseases, what else is there to do on a cruise? The brawl lasted for an entire hour and took place on five different floors, and it started when someone became jealous over a threesome between passengers, because of course:
Given that these types of brawls happen on airplanes all the time, it’s only natural that they spill over onto other modes of transportation. Although, I must say, it would’ve been better if the brawl was outside and people were pushed overboard, obviously. What’s the point of fighting on a boat and not falling into the sea?
