Jeep Jeep: Completely Naked Man Who Just Wanted To “Spread Some Love” Arrested For Waving At Cars While Nude

Posted September 3, 2023 by with 3 comments

Great, now I’ll never be able to hear the word “jeep” without laughing. Via Yahoo:

Elijah Barker, 42, was arrested on Saturday and charged with possession of methamphetamine, a Level 6 felony, and indecent exposure, a misdemeanor.

According to court documents, Centerville police were called out to apartments located at the intersection of U.S. 40 and McMinn Road — just across from the Centerville Bottle Shop. The apartments have the appearance of an old motel, with windows and doors facing the highway and visible to passersby.

According to police reports, officers were dispatched to the apartments due to reports of a man standing nude in his open doorway and touching himself in full sight of the public.

Officers reported arriving at Barker’s apartment and finding the front door wide open and all the curtains pulled away to allow a “full view” of the inside of the apartment — which included a fully nude Barker.

After putting on a pair of shorts, officers began to ask Barker about his state of nudity. Barker reportedly then pointed behind the officer and said, “Jeep, Jeep.” He told police he said this every time a Jeep passed.

Cute, but cops later found meth in the naked man’s wallet, so saying “jeep, jeep” was just a result of him being high out of his mind. During his arrest, he told police that he had a “spiritual awakening” and wanted to “spread some love” by waving to people driving by. A landlord told cops that the man had actually been recently evicted because neighbors complained about him jacking off in his doorway.