MAGA Ghoul Steve Bannon Finally Headed To Prison For Contempt Of Congress

Posted June 6, 2024 by with 4 comments

The putrid hog was convicted two fucking years ago for refusing to comply with the January 6th Committee subpoenas, so it’s about time Steve Bannon gets sent away to rot. Not that I think he could rot anymore than he already is, and not that his prison sentence is too long (it’s 4 months), but who knows, maybe we’ll get lucky and someone will shank his ass in prison. Or, more likely, he’ll drop dead from a massive heart attack. Fingers crossed. The judge just ordered Bannon to turn himself in by July 1st.

He’s of course saying he’ll appeal again, this time all the way to the Supreme Court, but he’s only got a couple weeks left, and he doesn’t stand a chance. You can hear him start spewing the same horseshit we’ve heard for years at about 4:52, after his demonic little lawyer shuts the fuck up:

When Steve Bannon is released from prison later this year, he’ll next be on trial for scamming people out of millions of dollars to build that fake border wall. As you’ll recall, Bannon was charged with money laundering, conspiracy, and scheming to defraud brain dead MAGAts who donated $15 million to Bannon’s “We Build the Wall” GoFundMe. The wall along the U.S.-Mexico border was of course never built by Bannon and his phony GoFundMe, nor was it built by Trump, despite it being a campaign promise from him in 2016. It’s just one sleazy con after another after another after another…

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