Man Gets 31-Inch Long Headphone Wire Stuck In Bladder After Shoving It Down Penis While Masturbating
After inserting like 25 inches of the wire, he still had to keep pushing it in? And how do you lose track of something this long, especially when you’re putting it into something that’s a tiny fraction of the size? Human beings are insane. Via DailyMail:
A man needed an earphone wire pulled out of his bladder after his masturbation act dramatically backfired.
The 34-year-old, from Indonesia, shoved an 80cm (31-inch)-long wire down his urethra which then got pushed too far and became stuck.
He told surgeons who treated him that he shoved the wire into his penis for ‘sexual pleasure and gratification’. And he confessed to using the masturbation technique up to five times a week. The man, who wasn’t identified, went to his local hospital’s emergency department complaining of stomach pains when urinating.
Writing in the journal Radiology Case Reports, medics described it as being ‘lodged in the bladder’.
They gave him an X-ray to check how far into his body and how much damage it had caused. It was ‘visible and quickly identified’.
The wire, which was round 3mm wide, was coiled but — fortunately for him — had not attached to his bladder wall.
Doctors pulled it out using forceps, although it’s unclear whether any of the wire was left hanging out to grip onto.
Doctors described it as a classic case of polyembolokoilamania, the act of inserting foreign bodies into orifices such as the rectum and vagina.
They said the patient ‘showed no apparent psychotic behaviours and was mentally well’.
Uhhh, yeah. It’s totally normal to stick a nearly 3-foot long electrical wire inside of your penis, and then only go to the hospital after the fact because it hurts to pee. Everything is fine.
