Man Has Penis Removed From Arm And Attached Below His Waist After Old One Fell Off
Always good to have your penis in the right spot. Via The Sun (with some gruesome photos at the link):
“The first thing I did was look down and I was like, ‘Oh my days. They got it right this time’. I feel like a real man again.”
The Sun revealed how a nightmarish blood infection led to his penis falling off one fateful day in 2010.
A willy doctor built him a new six-inch member and it was due to be attached in 2015 but, due to a lack of oxygen in his blood, it was grafted temporarily to his arm.
Then hospital delays and the Covid pandemic meant the £50,000 NHS-funded appendage had to stay there, turning Malcolm’s life upside down.
An elderly lady once asked him to get an item from the top shelf of a supermarket — but the willy came loose and swung down near her head.
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[The Sun]
