88-Year-Old Man Sparks Hospital Evacuation After Telling Doctors He Has Bomb Inside Rectum
Move over butt plugs.
A French hospital was partially evacuated Saturday after a senior citizen arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum.
The 88-year-old patient visited Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon to have the antique explosive removed — but instead sparked a “bomb scare,” French publication Var-Matin reported.
Stunned doctors subsequently began the process of trying to remove the object — which measured almost 8 inches long and more than 2 inches wide — from the man’s rectum.
The man is physically fine now (mentally, that’s another story), but doctors had to cut open his abdomen in order to retrieve the explosive. He reportedly inserted the bomb into his anus for sexual pleasure.