Man Who Broke Into Joe’s Crab Shack And Shit On The Floor Arrested After Jumping Naked Into Florida River

Posted January 26, 2023 by with 5 comments

Today in people jumping naked into a Florida (of course) river after breaking into a Joe’s Crab Shack and taking a shit on the floor, police have arrested a man named Nathan Long.


Fort Myers police say the man accused of defecating on the floor of a Joe’s Crab Shack after breaking in has been identified and arrested.

Police say, Nathan Long, 43, was arrested after they responded to reports of a naked man jumping into the Caloosahatchee near West First Street on Tuesday.

Cops apparently recognized the nude man in the river today from surveillance video of him breaking into the restaurant and shitting on the floor earlier this week. You’ll see a glimpse of him taking a dump in this report from three days ago, prior to his arrest while skinny dipping:

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