Super Sexy Vine-lebrity Bryan Silva Also A Smokin’ Hot Gay Porn Twink!

Posted April 17, 2014 by with 57 comments

vinelebritySome people are lucky enough to be famous for making a Vine video, while other people are lucky enough to be famous for making gay porn. And some people are lucky enough to be famous for both! Meet outrageously sexy Vine-lebrity Bryan Silva, who you might recognize as insanely hot gay porn twink Max Payne.

Update 1/3/16: Bryan Silva has been arrested for allegedly kidnapping his girlfriend. View his mugshot and video from his standoff with police here.

Click here to watch a free clip from a Bryan Silva/Max Payne gay porn movie.

I’m not sure why, but the above clip has gone viral, with 50,000 re-Vines and over 40,000 likes. Is it Silva’s stunning good looks? His smooth delivery? I don’t get it, but I guess not everything in life has to make sense!

Hey, when you’re hot, you’re hot…   max payne gay porn32850_1032850_0632850_11
Silva has a message for his haters:

Apparently, getting your ass eaten by another guy doesn’t fall under the category of “fufu lame shit.” Good to know. Watch Bryan Silva have gay sex with horse-hung twink Hunter Page here.

[NextDoorTwink: Bryan Silva/Max Payne]

 

  • John Henry

    The word “hot” being used loosely nowadays. Eyes of the beholder, i guess.

    • NG212

      /Sarcasm

  • sxg

    I guess more people love the look of Justin Bieber on meth more than I initially thought.

    • NG212

      I feel like Justin on meth would be cuter.

  • NG212

    No… I just can’t… I guess gay porn lets anybody in.

  • JoshChicago

    FUFU-NO.

  • McM.

    Um… what?

  • JoshChicago

    I guess it was only a matter of time before Ripley’s Believe It or Not! – realized the one niche that Jake Cruise over-looked and said……And scene!

  • Spongey

    “That’s not Chicken it’s more like an emaciated Budgie”. Mrs. Slocumbe on AYBS.

    • sxg

      lmao I loved that bitch! she was hilarious

  • JoshChicago

    Overheard that “THIS”…..might be happening..
    http://youtu.be/hrnEkwyeq4Q

  • Todd

    One of your funniest posts EVER, Zach (no, really, this is a joke ……..right ??).

    • sxg

      well he’s not joking about how many people have actually liked, shared, and commented on the video. In fact one of my fraternity brothers posted the vine video on his facebook. I’m almost tempted to tell him that he did gay porn lol

      • NG212

        You’re in a fraternity? That’s so hot. I instantly think you look 10x sexier.

        • sxg

          haha sorry to ruin your wet dream but I am not in great physical shape and was never a stereotypical frat guy. Most of them aren’t, at least in my fraternity. There were a couple of them that had a ton of hot athletic guys, but I could never join them because I looked so out of place next to them, and also I wasn’t about to get hazed to join a fraternity.

          • NG212

            It’s cool, sxg. I love you anyway.

  • John McKee

    Honestly I kind of feel bad for him, the poor boy has been pummeled by the ugly stick, that has to be some sort of birth defect right? That doesn’t look normal facial structure at all.

    I mean not that it excuses those awful videos including the porn but the poor guy is seriously abnormal looking.

    • La Bambi

      He looks like one of those Mexican hairless dogs. That face combined with his “fufu” dance seems to indicate he’s missing a chromosome or two.

    • Dogbert7

      He looks like Adam Lanza.

      • Freeway1

        LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! Funniest comment I’ve ever read!!!!! :’-D

      • MDFROMUP

        SOOO TRUE

    • Roary

      Hey John your not looking to hot yourself…
      Shame on the 3 of you bitchy queens.
      Leave the kid alone.

      • Paul J

        John looks a lot better than Bryan Silva. It’s a shame you have to call someone ugly when they say someone else is ugly. Kind of sounds like a whole bunch of hypocrisy, right?

        • Roary

          You took 20days to reply, your point is no longer valid or indeed relevant.

          • Paul J

            Oh, we’ll I’m sorry I didn’t read the post at the same exact time as you. Apologies. Let me just go back in time and cater to your rotten cunt.

          • Roary

            You do that, enjoy the trip!… ^-^

          • sparknburnn

            suck a cock like youve been doing your whole life you faggot, how is a grown man talking about how other men look. you must be gay … so like i said take ya dick and stick it in ya ass

          • wowokay

            Are you seriously insinuating that gay is an insult on a post about gay porn. Like… Really? I do not think you can judge bud.

    • WhatWhatWhat

      How’s the view from your condo tho?

    • bennyseay

      He has a bit of an overbite, but certainly no worse than Freddie Mercury. The lip rings only draw attention to it, so they prob need to go. But 99% of what you describe as “abnormal” looks could be cured in about 20 minutes by a competent (i.e., not straight male) hair stylist.

  • Estelle

    He looks like Iola from mamas family

    “Knock knock!”

    • King

      YES! Thank you! It was bothering who he looked it and that’s it!

    • Jesse Smith

      This may very well be the funniest comment I’ve ever read on anything ever.

      • blake3b

        Yeah that is pretty epic, spot on.

    • blake3b

      lmao!!!

  • Dutch Courage

    This post made me sad and got me in a “It gets better” mood. Cheapest post of the year.

  • Terry

    When you say “smokin’ hot” you mean that he looks hot after you have smoked some very, very good shit, don’t you ? 😉

  • Dakota

    Where are the stunning good looks you reference. His face us below average & he’s skinny so us all it takes for gay porn reviewers is abs? I would never even notice this guy out and abour

  • OneOfTheManyChris

    When I first saw him, I thought he was too ugly to do gay porn. But after I while he started to look fuckable, in the way you wanted to fuck the guy your stoner older brother hung with because Bro’ wanted to look normal by comparison. One day el Friendo crawled under your bed and stole your dried up old cheetos you were saving for the apocalypse because he had serious munchies, and your fantasies about bitch-slapping the twerk devolved into a jack-off session.

    Okay, maybe not.

  • QueenElizabethII

    Crazy.

  • Guest

    I’m not gonna bash the kid…. he made a choice, made money and now he’s famous for being a moron on vine…. I respect him MORE for the gay porn then the flexing in a mirror saying he’s god and shit…. kid has MAJOR issues if he thinks he’s hard. And throwing up gang signs and what not…. go back to porn… at least then people respected you

  • Mizzcharmz

    I’m not gonna bash the kid…. he made a choice, made money and now he’s famous for being a moron on vine…. I respect him MORE for the gay porn then the flexing in a mirror saying he’s god and shit…. kid has MAJOR issues if he thinks he’s hard. And throwing up gang signs and what not…. go back to porn… at least then people respected you… now I look at you and think “meth…. its a hell of a drug” Oh…. and to clarify…. this guy is NOT cut…. hes like SKINNNY AS FUCK and has small muscles… its far from attractive to a female

  • ,Propinquity?

    He reminds me of the sloth creature from Ice Age. Right ?

  • Cecily Stuart

    He looks like Rocky from that old movie Mask, with Cher

  • Hi my name is jack from state

    Wait you guys are nice to him when he think he’s god? He needs Jesus. XD

  • Freeway1

    All I gotto say it:

    THAT FUFU LAME SHIT I AIN’T WITH IT
    I’LL SEND SOME SHOTS AT YOUR FITTED
    GRATATA! SWAG BITCH!

  • Brandon

    He looks like Sid from Ice Age

  • Ann

    wut

  • James Sunderland

    In prison you have sex with other men ALL the time.You have to.Most rappers won’t mention that.Homosexuality is 100% in jail.

  • FUCKTHIS

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FUCK GAY PEOPLE FOR DOING THIS NASTY STUPID SHIT

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  • breanna

    This guy is a joke. He doesn’t look sexy or cute. He’s got a disgusting mouth. And is nothing but skin and bones. BTW Mr. Bryan, you’re white. Fucking act like it dude.
    Sincerely,
    Every white american.

  • Hailey Hailey Hailey

    I Would So Fuck Him . No Lie

  • bubbles

    the number one guy? seriously? just when i think the world cant get more fucked up. humanity comes along a digs itself another, larger grave.. i mean.. im def not the hottest guy in any town.. but man that guy is hideous… i mean.. his face.. and that body.. eat something.. good lord..

  • ABox

    Very hot & very fit! I like this vid!!!

  • jackpot

    he’s an ugly idiot