Meghan Trainor Complains About Husband’s “Painful” Huge Cock, Says She “Can’t Walk” After Sex
Meghan Trainor is the most horrifying thing to ever happen to the music industry (not that what she makes is actually “music”), and now there’s yet another reason to hate her: Her husband has a huge fucking cock. Of course, because she’s such a worthless idiot, she can’t even enjoy getting good dick. Instead, she did an interview in which she complained about the size of her husband’s cock. Via TooFab:
“My husband’s a big boy. My pussy’s broken though, I have pussy anxiety,” she exclaimed, prompting Paytas to ask, “Yours is little and his is big?”
“Yes!” Trainor exclaimed. “To the point where I’m like, ‘Is it all in?’ He’s like, ‘Just the tip.’ And I’m like, ‘I can’t do anymore!’ How do I fix that? Should I stretch?”
The “Dear Future Husband” singer, 29, commented that she wished she could “make Daryl smaller with a doctor,” going on to say that she “hates” how big he is and adding sex with him can be “painful.”
Trainor went on to add that part of the problem is that she suffers from vaginismus, a disorder where the muscles of a woman’s vagina tense up uncontrollably during penetrative sex, causing discomfort or pain.
She also said the “aftermath” of sex “sucks,” sometimes leaving Trainor telling her other half, “I have to work today and I can’t walk.”
[TooFab]
OK, barf.
Here’s Trainor and her husband, a former child star named Daryl Sabara, being interviewed by Kelly Clarkson:
And if you really hate yourself and want to give yourself nightmares, here’s the latest “song” from Trainor. On the bright side, the CIA could always use this to get terrorists to talk during enhanced interrogations (a.k.a. torture):
