WATCH: Swarm Of Insects Infiltrates MilitaryClassified Blowjob Scene
Fans of blowjobs and bugs are in for a treat today, as the new MilitaryClassified scene features…well…a bunch of bugs crawling next to someone who is getting their dick sucked. You can see about a dozen of the creepy crawlers on top of the lampshade in the photos above and below and…sweet Jesus:
That’s “Kase” (a.k.a. Oliver Dean) being blown by studio owner Rob in the MilitaryClassified bedroom (now the most cursed bedroom in gay porn), and before the blowjob, Kase sets a glass of juice on the nightstand right next to the lamp, which is swarming with what appear to be flies. You can see a few of them crawling atop the shade if you look closely:
Later, Rob walks right over to the lamp to grab a pillow from the bed, but doesn’t see (or pretends not to see?) all of the insects that have taken over the bedroom:
This apocalyptic year in hell has given us a lot of things we thought we’d never see, but if you had “Gay Porn Parody Of The Amityville Horror” on your 2020 bingo card, you can go ahead and mark that one off:
It’s not uncommon for one or two house flies to get inside your home through an open window or door, but…one dozen? Taking up residency on one lampshade? How? Why? And, that’s assuming these are flies, but they could obviously be something else.
We can all see the bugs in the video (watch it below), but neither Rob nor Kase saw them? Or they did see them, but just didn’t care? Putting aside the reason for why and how the bugs got in the room, did it not occur to anyone at MilitaryClassified that if they had to release this scene, maybe they could’ve edited out the footage that showed the infestation? Also, they probably didn’t have to watermark and publish screencaps that explicitly feature the horde of insects???
And? Rob inexplicably puts on sunglasses in the middle of the scene, because why the hell not:
The crazy thing is, after watching this scene, there are like 14 possible explanations as to why Kase is making that face in the pic above.
If any readers are insect specialists (or Orkin employees), can you identify what these bugs are? They’re prominently featured at the 2:20 mark in this trailer (watch full scene here):
