Naked Florida Man Practicing Witchcraft Arrested For Murdering Golfer With His Own Golf Clubs
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. May you all enjoy your final turkeys and pumpkin pies in the fraudulent and immoral wasteland known as America. Perhaps no place better represents the essence of this country than the decaying swamp-state known as “Florida,” where senseless murders are being committed on golf courses, which were once the last great refuge for wealthy old white men. But in the final days of America, the golf course is now a haven for naked men practicing witchcraft, via WPLG:
