Drunk And Naked Florida Woman Arrested After Crashing Car Into Senior Citizen Recreation Center

Posted August 22, 2023 by with 5 comments

In fairness to Florida Woman, she was only naked from the waist down when she rammed her car into a senior citizen recreation center. Via VillagesNews:

Janice Jackson Tate, 68, was driving a white 2006 Toyota Solara at about 6:30 p.m. Saturday when she ran into the curb near the Manatee Recreation Center, according to an arrest report from the Sumter County Sheriffs’s Office.

She was found inside the recreation enter, “staggering and unable to maintain balance and wearing no clothing from the waist down,” according to the arrest report.

During field sobriety exercises, Tate raised her leg in a martial arts stance, which was not in accordance with the instructions she had been given. She provided breath samples that registered .275 and .280 blood alcohol content.


I’m no mathematician, but I think .275 is more than double the legal limit? The half naked senior was arrested and charged with DUI before posting $1,000 bond.