Naked Man Arrested For Having “Passionate” Sex With Tree In Park

Posted June 16, 2023 by with 6 comments

There’s a soul mate for everyone. Via NYPost:

A naked creep was arrested for allegedly kissing, caressing and having passionate “sex” with a tree at a popular public park in England — grossing out onlookers and baffling police.

The nature freak was caught on camera peeling off his clothes and rubbing passionately against the stump of a conifer in Wiltshire’s Queen Elizabeth Gardens on Tuesday afternoon, cops and witnesses told