Naked Man “Coming In And Out Of Consciousness” Found On Tarmac At Bush Airport

Posted April 25, 2023 by with 0 comments

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A naked man was found unconscious on the tarmac at a Houston airport over the weekend. In other words, just your average Saturday night in America. Via ABC13 in Houston:

Airline crews at Bush Intercontinental Airport discovered a naked man near a tarmac Saturday night, according to IAH officials.

The man was taken to the Kingwood Medical Center after he was reportedly “coming in and out of consciousness.”

“Person has taken off all their clothes and passed out,” the woman said on the radio traffic. “Terminal E, gate E7, on the ramp. Says the patient has no clothes and passed out. EMS is en route.”

“An investigation is underway to establish the full circumstances of the incident,” the Houston Airport System said.


There’s unfortunately no video of the naked man losing consciousness on the tarmac, but the airport is of course named after former President George H.W. Bush, so here’s a fun video of him losing consciousness while vomiting on Prime Minister Kiichi Miyazawa during that infamous 1992 banquet in Japan:

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