Naked Man Crashes Car Into Florida Jail, Throws Rubber Snakes Into Lobby
As the NBC report above states, the naked man crashed his car into a county jail in Florida, but I got confused when they said he threw “rubber snakes” into the lobby. I guess use of the word “rubber” indicates that they were toy (fake) snakes? Maybe he wasn’t comfortable handling real snakes, but he still really wanted to scare them. Because driving a fucking car through the glass doors wasn’t frightening enough.
