Naked Man Crashes Car Into Florida Jail, Throws Rubber Snakes Into Lobby

Posted June 7, 2024 by with 3 comments

As the NBC report above states, the naked man crashed his car into a county jail in Florida, but I got confused when they said he threw “rubber snakes” into the lobby. I guess use of the word “rubber” indicates that they were toy (fake) snakes? Maybe he wasn’t comfortable handling real snakes, but he still really wanted to scare them. Because driving a fucking car through the glass doors wasn’t frightening enough.

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