Naked Man Breaks Into Florida Home After Being Caught On Camera Jerking Off
These news reports can write themselves at this point.
You know the drill: Florida. Naked man. Masturbating. Caught on cam.
I do like that he’s wearing a mask to prevent the spread of COVID, at least.
Here’s the latest “patio pervert,” via WPLG, and it’s kind of crazy that a local news station is basically broadcasting a jerk off video on live TV: