Naked Man Breaks Into Florida Home After Being Caught On Camera Jerking Off

Posted October 5, 2023 by Zach with 3 comments

These news reports can write themselves at this point.

You know the drill: Florida. Naked man. Masturbating. Caught on cam.

I do like that he’s wearing a mask to prevent the spread of COVID, at least.

Here’s the latest “patio pervert,” via WPLG, and it’s kind of crazy that a local news station is basically broadcasting a jerk off video on live TV: