Naked Woman Arrested After Walking Into Senior Citizens’ Home, Performing Lap Dances, And Grabbing Testicles While Asking, “You Like It?”
After reading that headline, I don’t need to tell you which state this strip tease occurred in, do I? Via WFLA:
A Florida woman was arrested Sunday after police say she walked into a Citrus County home and undressed herself before hugging and sitting on multiple people, including several who were 65 years or older.
Police say 35-year-old Heather Cruz, of Dunnellon, walked into the Citrus County home through a side door. Once inside, Cruz removed her clothing and exposed her genitalia before she grabbed and hugged the homeowner, according to police.
After showing off her pussy to the old people, the lady started performing lap dances on them, because of course:
When Cruz was told to stop, documents say she sat on the lap of two other residents while naked, saying “you like it” to one of the victims.
Police say two of the home’s occupants then attempted to remove Cruz and escort her to the front door. At that time, still nude, Cruz reportedly grabbed the testicles of another individual and made several sexual remarks.
When police arrived, Cruz was ordered to put on a shirt but is accused of resisting officers. Cruz was then handcuffed and placed in the rear of a patrol car. When officers attempted to close the door, they say Cruz kicked an officer in the chest.
It’s not known what the woman was doing at the house or what prompted her behavior, but that’s obviously irrelevant. It’s Florida. Nothing she was did was out of the ordinary for the sunshine state.
