Neighbors “Concerned” After Naked Florida Man Wearing Dog Collar Seen Walking Past Homes

Posted April 15, 2023 by Zach with 0 comments

Maybe he was just heading home after an orgy? Or a bible study? His job at the preschool? It’s Florida, anything goes. Via News4Jax:

I love how the reporter nonchalantly mentions that it’s “not uncommon to see strange people walking up and down the streets” of the “affluent residential area.” Uhh, OK?