OnlyFans Model Arrested For Peeing On Hotel Bible And A/C Unit, Pooping On Floor, Spraying Urine On Grocery Store Walnuts, Quinoa, And More

Posted April 17, 2025 by with 3 comments

Seems very Florida, but this was actually in New Hampshire, via The Smoking Gun:

The OnlyFans model who was recently arrested for “spraying her urine” on more than $1500 worth of merchandise at a New Hampshire grocery store has been hit with five more criminal counts for an alleged pee spree at a hotel, records show. In a series of criminal mischief complaints filed on April 14, Kelli Tedford, 24, has been accused of damaging an assortment of items at a Marriott in Keene in January. Investigators allege that Tedford–who used the handle “Kinki Kelli” on OnlyFans–urinated into a hotel room’s air conditioner unit and relieved herself on a comforter blanket, curtains, and a Bible. She is also charged with defecating on the floor and placing the waste into the toilet tank, a frat boy favorite known as an “upper decker.”

[TheSmokingGun]

With regard to the grocery store urine, Kinki Kelli has reportedly been peeing on things since 2021, and the Keene, New Hampshire police issued a press release about her arrest here. Also, the grocery store posted a recall notice to their website identifying all of the things she peed on, and it sounds like she did this in the bulk bins section of the store. The items:

  • Organic Red Quinoa PLU 364
  • Organic White Quinoa PLU 301
  • Organic Tri-Color Quinoa PLU 312
  • Organic Cornmeal PLU 308
  • Organic Polenta PLU 310
  • Organic Coconut Shreds PLU 403
  • Raw Walnuts PLU 160
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