Here Are Orlando Bloom’s Naked Dick Pics, Without That Black Bar

Posted August 4, 2016 by with 86 comments

Orlando Bloom went paddle boarding earlier this week in Italy, and what better way to paddle board than to paddle board in the nude?

The only bad news is that Orlando Bloom was nude paddle boarding with Katy Perry. The good news is that Katy Perry was not nude.

 

Considering he is completely limp while in and around water, Orlando Bloom’s uncut cock appears to be above average in size.

I would guess that Orlando Bloom’s penis is at least four inches long while soft, but there’s no telling how long it is when fully erect—probably somewhere between seven and eight inches. Maybe he’s trying to get a semi in the below pic?

 

Orlando Bloom’s cock seems to be about average in thickness, but again, it’s hard to say for sure how big Orlando Bloom’s cock truly is, considering the environment in which he is naked. Only Katy Perry knows for sure.

Overall, it is clear that Orlando Bloom has a nice cock. Can we also talk about his body? It is equally nice.

Also, Orlando Bloom has a nice butt that can best be described as “cute.”

 

  • funster

    The total package. Nice face, body and cock. What else can you ask for? ???

    • ewe …

      A mind is important too

  • BearNaked

    He’s also 39 years old. Not freakin’ bad!

    • kkdd1

      Bear ( LOL ) that sounds like something a 19 yr old would say

  • john

    Is his career so much in trouble? I mean nice dick but, really?

    • Scrapple
    • Matthias M.

      It is odd. I’m glad he did it, but it is odd.

    • WhimsyCotton

      That same thought crosses my mind every time Tay Tay debuts a new boyfriend.

      On-topic: Orlando also seems to have an average-sized mouth, semi-full lips, and teeth that can be described as “human-like.”

    • Dazzer

      Orlando’s very first role on screen (Midsommer Murders) was him naked – from a back view – so him being nude is not a new or unusual thing for him.

      • Russell47

        I remember seeing that epi just after he became well know here in the US. Hot butt

  • Greg

    After all these years and leaving NOTHING to the imagination! Orlando, when you and Katy inevitably break up

  • V1

    the whole setup is a little odd, in some of the pix there are several people hanging around – a couple of guys and another woman. And he’s the only one naked.

  • OverKill
    • michaeldal65

      This has made me forget all about Mr. Bloom…

  • Mike Julius

    Well, not ONLY Katy Perry knows for sure. Poll his constituents.

  • Xzamilloh
  • Always Looking

    Something told me to check back in here to see if you had the uncensored goods. I see that you do!

  • Trepakprince

    I wish more Americans were this brave. I mean in the end it’s just flesh.

    • kkdd1

      It has NOTHING 2 do with nationality !!!

      • Trepakprince

        Huh? Americans by and large are prudes. That’s just a fact, any Gallup poll shows on average Americans view sexuality in a different light than violence.

      • McM.

        It does.

        Americans hold more puritanical and Victorian views than other western countries.

      • Andrew Simpson

        I think it does Orlando is British the Europeans are not as prudish as Americans when it comes to nudity. How many A list American male stars would you ever see in the nude. The Europeans are just hotter!

    • Pinko of the Grange

      Well Mr Bloom was born and raised in Kent UK. So this doesn’t put a dent in the US’s prudishness,
      Thank the Maker 😉

  • kkdd1

    In the shots from yesterday with the black bar there appears to be some else visible in the picture just as Orlando is dropping his shorts so I seriously doubt that this was a paparazzi surprise and the fact that Orlando does the full monty in the present of Katy and another guy just seems staged but I am not complaining I have always liked Orlando Bloom and now I like him even more LOL !

  • Galaxy_Scribe

    DAT ASS!

  • snoopyfo

    nice, nice, i like it

  • Scrapple

    The combo of Zach repeatedly writing “Orlando Bloom” or “Katy Perry” and the pics is all too much.

    https://media4.giphy.com/media/l46CtFIZs8aTUhnJC/200.gif

    I don’t remember Orlando being this free, so it’s kind of weird. Especially given how semi-private Katy is about her boyfriends. But who doesn’t love a crazy Bloomin’ Onion?

    https://media1.giphy.com/media/ESFXOKauj5UdO/200.gif

  • ha! i was thinking about google stalking him for the naked pics. Leave it to Zach to find them. lol! thanks doll!
    Yeah, I’d cast him in a film :)

  • Maximus

    Reason #527 Why I Dislike Uncut Cocks: The goddamn foreskin covers up the best part.

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lekfshzdB01qzmpcz.gif

  • BoomPow

    I guess that’s what you would call, full Bloom.

  • C3xxx

  • pangelboy

    I only ever really found Orlando Bloom cute when he was in elf-drag, but I’m all for male celebrity nudity. #freethecock

    http://i.giphy.com/xT9DPDp0PNRFbuqqli.gif

    • Xzamilloh

      Starting with Trevor Noah here… or sit on my face. #Compromise

  • nodoubtfan

    No wonder Katy Perry’s new single is titled “Rise”.

    (Oh c’mon, that was low-hanging fruit. Damn, another dick joke!)

  • Odetofear

    If that’s the size while swimming in the cold ocean water… Well then Damn!

  • Pertinax

    It won’t grow more than these : 5″ or 6″…It will be harder but not longer…

  • Andrew Simpson

    Wow Orlando Bloom is so sexy and he clearly is comfortable with his body he is very fit! Remember Orlando is 39 years old he looks really good! And he has an uncut cock! Thanks Zach for posting these pics!!!

  • moondoggy
    • beariac

      Upvote for Charlie! (not that kind, Killian)

  • nick

    I don’t get the fascination with naked celebrities, they are rarely anything spectacular (Bieber anyone ?)

  • The Pink Unicorn

    Orlando’s nips are strangely far apart they look bug-eyed.

  • William

    Orlando is Purrr-Fucked from ALLLL angles….Grrrrr ;P If his cock is like that on the soft…then he must have one MAJOR cock when it is rock hard…he sure gets me that way! Must have a real hot mushroom head too, judging by the nice ridge around it. 😉 XXX

  • Andrew Simpson

    Orlando looks amazing remember he is almost 40 years old and the guy has got abs. Orlando is in tremendous shape Katy Perry is so damn lucky to have a hot man like him!!!

  • peter casella

    YUM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HoratioCaine

    heck of a lot bigger than that schmuck she was married to.

  • Bleux Rogue

    Yum. My mouth is watering. ?? I’m hungry.

  • BLKBRDSR71

    I wanna tap that, just once.

  • hon3y b33

    it still looks pre-pubescent LoL!

  • hon3y b33

    i wonder if Perry performs analingus on Orlando . . .

  • Maxine Mesmer
  • Shakira Brown

    Sweet package Orlando I would love that kind of package