The Latest Pokemon Gay Porn Parody, “Poke Me Man,” Is The Worst One Yet
Some gay porn studios are so lazy, they’ll now just toss a couple guys in front of a camera, have them look at their phones for a few minutes, and then call it a Pokemon parody. Actually, Pride Studios couldn’t even be bothered to use the word “Pokemon” here, because they were apparently worried about trademark issues. Instead, they call it a “new augmented reality game,” whatever that even means?
Scene description via Pride Studios:
Sasha is playing that new augmented reality game on his mobile phone. He’s followed the little creatures to a park where he is trying to catch them all. He’s posted up against a tree when he notices Conner, his gym acquaintance, walking around playing the same game. He gets Conner’s attention and they briefly talk about how fun the game is. It just so happens that both of them were headed to the gym so they decide to go together.
This is so pointless and so bad, it makes the Men.com version look like Citizen Kane. Also, it’s titled “Poke Me Man Part 1,” which means they actually took the time to film multiple installments of this? Why bother?
Trailer (watch full scene here):
